On the eve of my Big Shave, I’ll do one of those questionnaire things.
1. Name something you use in the shower? Well, I would have said shampoo, but I won’t need it after tomorrow
2. Something people hate to find on their windshield? Strands of peoples’ hair. But after tomorrow, not mine!!
3. Name something a man might buy before a date? Hair Gel. Getting a theme here?
4. What is something you cook in the microwave? Butter. When I really just mean to soften it a little bit. And then I get distracted by my hair in my eyes, and I go looking for a hairtie, and forget to pull out the butter…you know how it is.
5. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? Her long, flowing locks.
6. Name an item found in a man’s pocket? Lint. Some of which may be comprised of his lovely wife’s hair.
7. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? Licks peoples’ ears. Unless those ears happen to be covered by hair.
8. Name a kind of test you cannot study for? One of those drug tests where they take a sample of your hair.
9. Name a phrase with the word ‘home’ in it? Have a bit of the hair of the dog that bit you….at home. That’s the full phrase, right? (It’s getting hard to work “hair” into every answer here!)
10. Name a sport where players lose teeth? Hockey. Hockey players sure are hairy guys, eh?
11. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a good day? Tell you to brush your hair.
12. Name a fruit that isn’t round? Peaches. And they have hair! And really, have you ever seen a truly round peach?
13. Name a bird you wouldn’t want to eat? Swallow. And did you know they use peoples’ hair to build their nests?
14. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it? A hat. Pretty much needs a hole, come to think of it. And you know what hats cover!
15. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? Tube of hair gel!
16. Name the person that is most likely to respond. Carole. She has beautiful hair.
17. Name something that can brighten your day? Not having to brush my hair.
18. Name something you’d do if you won the lottery? Donate money to cancer research. You can do this too! http://cancerevents.kintera.org/baron or http://cancerevents.kintera.org/baronnotbald